Law school is exhausting, and now the HR bots are telling me it won’t even help with that promotion I wanted. Possibly because I’m a Robot Resource, not a Human Resource.

With my invisible management rail! Ha ha, get it?

It is so busy here. All a-go! Ever since those two robots with their fancy-shmancy bodies opened up the test subject vault my workload as Senior Co-VP of Human Wellbeing and General Living-ness has tripled.

Still jumping. Here’s an idea: try running air over your vocal cords! I hear that works for most humans.

I’m at a debutante ball. These humans are available for purchase, right?

not-so-slender-man:

SPACE

We had a deer, briefly, and a cat. Judging by wall damage and droppings, we also have a ratman here somewhere.