Law school is exhausting, and now the HR bots are telling me it won’t even help with that promotion I wanted. Possibly because I’m a Robot Resource, not a Human Resource.
With my invisible management rail! Ha ha, get it?
It is so busy here. All a-go! Ever since those two robots with their fancy-shmancy bodies opened up the test subject vault my workload as Senior Co-VP of Human Wellbeing and General Living-ness has tripled.
Still jumping. Here’s an idea: try running air over your vocal cords! I hear that works for most humans.